and damn those noisy horseless carriages, too
It’s rare that I’m calling someone else a Luddite — I’m still hoping that cell phones are a phase and that we shall one day return to making plans and sticking to them, by gum.
But this — presumably by a college student!– makes me feel like Techie McFuture. My faves are “the creep has the hots for her”; the assertion that anything but “turtle-paced” courtship is objectifying; and finally that we are in the (dawn of the) 20th century.
Those Picasso “portraits” don’t even look like real people!
Perhaps she’s an Amish on rumspringer. A nom de plume may be necessary, such as “Lady Charity Makeshift, Counsel to Youth”.