how could Paul Giamatti’s Sideways character be more pathetic?
why, if he was pontificating and flirting online, of course.
I’m sure this is a great way to niche (I assume someone’s already verbed that noun) the dating population, but I’m picturing red-stained keyboards and long, maudlin e-mails. Perhaps it’s because of this claim in the article: “On average, Americans consume about 600 million gallons of wine per year.”
I used to think I drank my fair share, but I doubt I’ve even gotten to one million gallons, and it’s already July!
Will there be little shorthand phrases like IAST (”I Am So Toasted”), or, instead of ROTFL, RMISP (”Room Is Spinning”)?
more like AEBWAIOBUNOMAS (An Ethereal Bouquet Whose Airiness Is Offset By Underlying Notes of Moss and Shiitakes)