guaranteed, freaks and geeks will try to hack into the jock lounge
Online daters have always tried to beat the system — to be younger, lighter, taller, richer, better-employed, etc. What do you want to bet that this site will draw the twice-a-year softball player or once-a-month yoga class taker, if only to see if they can pass as athletic. Their snootiness about “couch potatoes” practically invites infiltration by such spuds inside a Trojan Stairmaster.
I wonder what cute code words the site uses for Fen-phen and steroids?