I Love You, Let’s Meet

so let me get this straight; because a cinematographer-producer-director whose “client list” includes Joey Travolta (John’s brother?) a coupla dead people and someone from Motley Crue — oh and he shot a PSA starring Jamie Lee Curtis — is connected, I now want to join this dating site? I know we’re a celebrity-besotted people but what exactly is the draw? (this is the same site that Carmen Electra called me about) Do I have a chance to date Chevy Chase, The Knack or Sally Kellerman?

Mr. Champagne has come to help with the revolutionary dating show on the site. Not sure if the host will be the shrieking zombie you animate when you press Be a Contestant on the Matchmaking Game — or if Champagne will be cinematographer. Regardless, I don’t think Sven Nykvist himself could elevate this above the processed-cheez level.