http://virginiavitzthum.com/ilylm/2007/02/24/walking-the-snake/ Adventures in Online Dating Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:06:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 http://virginiavitzthum.com/ilylm/2007/02/24/walking-the-snake/comment-page-1/#comment-544 kmcleod Mon, 26 Feb 2007 22:10:49 +0000 http://virginiavitzthum.com/ilylm/2007/02/24/walking-the-snake/#comment-544 The breeder/date-my-pet sites just seem like another sexual subcategory; a cousin to using hand puppets in bed. But the issue of accepting a partner's pets is familiar to many. I'm not a cat person, but I feel having a pet should endear a date to you the same way that they would if they'd taken in a senile relative. It shows a great capacity for love and caring. Think of your date or partner's pet as a senile relative, and you'll excuse the wandering through the rooms, the constant petting and baby talk, the flash of genitalia, the pervasive odors, the wailings from down the hall. Your social life opens up when you change your perspective. The breeder/date-my-pet sites just seem like another sexual subcategory; a cousin to using hand puppets in bed. But the issue of accepting a partner’s pets is familiar to many. I’m not a cat person, but I feel having a pet should endear a date to you the same way that they would if they’d taken in a senile relative. It shows a great capacity for love and caring. Think of your date or partner’s pet as a senile relative, and you’ll excuse the wandering through the rooms, the constant petting and baby talk, the flash of genitalia, the pervasive odors, the wailings from down the hall. Your social life opens up when you change your perspective.

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