bumped from Today show by Anna Nicole Smith
They may reschedule me, they may not. I’m sort of disappointed, sort of relieved, but definitely eyebrow-waxed.
And I get to go out tonight after all, no 6 a.m. call time, and bravely try to have fun despite this terrible loss of a woman who was famous for marrying an old rich guy. I just hope I and the country can move on somehow.





Ms. Vitzthum,
Didn’t you explain to the Today Show handlers that you’d be willing to dye your hair, get a boob job and develop a debilitating drug habit in time for your appearance? Hasn’t your agent taught you ANYTHING!