Comments on: who’s doing this measuring? http://virginiavitzthum.com/ilylm/2006/07/12/whos-doing-this-measuring/ Adventures in Online Dating Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:06:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: virginia http://virginiavitzthum.com/ilylm/2006/07/12/whos-doing-this-measuring/comment-page-1/#comment-31 virginia Sat, 15 Jul 2006 03:00:13 +0000 http://virginiavitzthum.com/ilylm/2006/07/12/whos-doing-this-measuring/#comment-31 You know, Jim, I managed to deliver my quintuplets orally by unhinging my jaw and I STILL don't want a top-one-percenter. Also, "ladyland"?!? Is that what Jimi Hendrix meant? Also, that Norelco ad was some weird shit. You keep waiting for the guy to open his robe and flash his hairless body. You know, Jim, I managed to deliver my quintuplets orally by unhinging my jaw and I STILL don’t want a top-one-percenter.

Also, “ladyland”?!? Is that what Jimi Hendrix meant?

Also, that Norelco ad was some weird shit. You keep waiting for the guy to open his robe and flash his hairless body.

]]> By: Anne http://virginiavitzthum.com/ilylm/2006/07/12/whos-doing-this-measuring/comment-page-1/#comment-30 Anne Fri, 14 Jul 2006 18:57:39 +0000 http://virginiavitzthum.com/ilylm/2006/07/12/whos-doing-this-measuring/#comment-30 I say there needs to be an independent audit. There are standards. And no, I'm not volunteering. I say there needs to be an independent audit. There are standards.

And no, I’m not volunteering.

]]> By: Lovable Knowitall http://virginiavitzthum.com/ilylm/2006/07/12/whos-doing-this-measuring/comment-page-1/#comment-29 Lovable Knowitall Fri, 14 Jul 2006 00:30:16 +0000 http://virginiavitzthum.com/ilylm/2006/07/12/whos-doing-this-measuring/#comment-29 Then there's a phenomenon enough men apparently think is important enough for Norelco to hatch a marketing term for it: The Optical Inch. Go to http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/ (obnoxious Flash interface), click on Main Menu on the lower left and then on Optical Inch, sit back and enjoy! Must be seen/heard to be believed. Then there’s a phenomenon enough men apparently think is important enough for Norelco to hatch a marketing term for it: The Optical Inch. Go to http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/ (obnoxious Flash interface), click on Main Menu on the lower left and then on Optical Inch, sit back and enjoy! Must be seen/heard to be believed.

]]> By: Jim http://virginiavitzthum.com/ilylm/2006/07/12/whos-doing-this-measuring/comment-page-1/#comment-28 Jim Thu, 13 Jul 2006 20:33:13 +0000 http://virginiavitzthum.com/ilylm/2006/07/12/whos-doing-this-measuring/#comment-28 Unless you've got a jaw that unhinges at will or your ladyland's been stretched beyond recognition by, oh I don't know, let's say vaginally delivering full term quintuplets, what woman would really enjoy being with a man in the "highest percentile for penis girth?" Or what man, for that matter? Unless you’ve got a jaw that unhinges at will or your ladyland’s been stretched beyond recognition by, oh I don’t know, let’s say vaginally delivering full term quintuplets, what woman would really enjoy being with a man in the “highest percentile for penis girth?” Or what man, for that matter?

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