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yesterday driving with a friend, I saw a license plate that said MANDINGO. I was totally like, “oh my god!” and my friend’s all, “what’s Mandingo?” and I explained about the movie, which was quite the shocking and confusing titillater in junior high (I admit I didn’t know til I checked Wikipedia that the word also refers to the Mandinka people and to a porn star). We pulled up to see the driver — a young black guy, certainly born after the movie came out. A pair of black lace panties were hanging from the rearview mirror.
Smooth!




